A guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady. He says to her “Boy you have a big butt…she goes…why you *peep* and starts smacking him around. He goes in the mens room, fixes him self up, combs/fixes his hair, straightens out his glasses etc. He goes back and sits beside the same lady.
He says to her “Boy you got small boobs..”. She says do i really!? He says “Yeah and i know how you can make them bigger”. She says “How!?” He says you go into the ladies room, take your bra and shirt off.. take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs.. She says oh my god.. do you think that will really work for me? He says why wouldn’t it.. it worked on your big butt didn’t it…
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in.
The old woman stops him and says, “before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina.” The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An American man comes to a weaponshop and asks: “Hi..I’d like to buy a big gun to shoot some cans. What can you advise?”
The guy at the counter replies: “What kind of cans, beer cans, coke cans, soup cans?”
Then the man answers: “none of those, I’m going to shoot MexiCans, DominiCans, Puerto RiCans!”
