A guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady. He says to her “Boy you have a big butt…she goes…why you *peep* and starts smacking him around. He goes in the mens room, fixes him self up, combs/fixes his hair, straightens out his glasses etc. He goes back and sits beside the same lady.

He says to her “Boy you got small boobs..”. She says do i really!? He says “Yeah and i know how you can make them bigger”. She says “How!?” He says you go into the ladies room, take your bra and shirt off.. take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs.. She says oh my god.. do you think that will really work for me? He says why wouldn’t it.. it worked on your big butt didn’t it…