An alcoholic and his wife attend his company party. He drinks so much that he doesn’t rememeber anything about the party the next morning. The wife says: “Well, you did it this time.” He replied: “What do you mean?”
She said: “You made an ass out of yourself in front of your boss.”
“Piss on him!”, he retorted.
“You did, and he fired you”, she slammed back.
“Well fuck him then!”, he replied.
Calmly, she replied, “I did. You go back to work on Monday.”
